Once upon a time there was a wild T-Rex swimming in the ocean, dinosaur. Then..... he got on the floor. Then he walked his wife... THE DINOSAUR. Then it got eaten by a big peice of cake and in that cake, was poisonous tacos. That exploded when they are walking by a volcano on a narwhal, named Nibbles, ruler of the land of Cookie La La Landia, which had special qualities like hamsters, who eat pies on Sundays. And games like staff interupion and bubbles floating throughout the land. Which killed the royal Prince, Prince Charming who was married to Jessiieebae. And the whole kingdom went to chaos and destruction, until one knight named Markisus came to the rescue with a queen that ate friens all day and night. Soon after the king ate a burger, that laced with poisonous tacos!! Soon the kingdom of Cookie la La Landia realized That it was the end. Their cookie baker wasn't willing to bake any more cookies because they didn't appreciate her. So she went to makeing poisonous tacos. But then she accidentaly ater her own poisonous taco. But instead of dying the queen and cookie la la landia become a waste town. Filled with frowns and poisonous tacos. But then people realized that they should leave this awfull land... So the made a new kingdom... Doodle-la-la-landia. where they ate non- poisonous tacos and enjoyed old music. But then the evil queen Realized that she had listened to people as only harmed her so she made her own road That led to the ruins of cookie-la-la-landia , in cookie la la landia the evil queen would make her base. Chicken nuggets until she passed out from exhaustion, but luckily she found a can of red bull and drank it Then, she puked baseball cards. and ate a watermelon, UNTIL a shark with sunglasses walked up and said HEY YO MY NAME IS EXAVIER AND I LIKE M&MS, and then Exavier and the evil queen went off to trash doodle la la landia. The end, or was it the start of a new beginning? When Xavier and the queen got married, and the town of Cookie La La Landia sent a assassin to kill Xavier for being a meanie, because he ate the secret cookie. BUT THENNNN Instant twist: He killed the assassin. During these events the town doodle-la-la-landia elected a new leader after being trashed... The leader was a nobleman called productions Productions led Town Doodle-La-La-Landia successfully but, one day... The evil wizard known as thepandaagamer was jealous of the happy lives doodle-la-a-landians had... He wanted it all to end.... Very abruptly And caused super hot chips to rain from the sky, that burnt the town and its people. Productions was devastated. He dueled thepandaagamer. In the midst of battle production slipped on slippers that his friend lew made And fell onto a super hot chip. He found that The so-called "super hot chips" were not hot (duh nuh nah nuhhhhh) they were jelly, and it started raining c hocolate cheese muffins. BUT THENN Thepandaagamer got really confused and Killed the ruler of Everything La La Landia. BUT, the ruler of Everything La La Landia's protecter avenges him and kills ThePandaGamer and they live happily ever after, UNTIL The President of the USA calls the swat team on them for being happy. And they took the South American republic while they were at it, WHEN Kim Jong Un launches nukes to Everything La La Landia You know, because 3 strikes you're out, when a wild dragon comes out in fury with flames coming out and blows out his birthday candles, to see a big box with a pink bow tie and a tiny statue made of cookie dough, cooked with the breath of a dragon with cheese on top, but thenn a wild NOBLEY appeared ANDDD Nibbled the statue and it broke down, causing the world to Collapse and rot, THEN a giant Appeared, out of nowhere, eating cake and trying to Steal Jess away from Nibbles whilst they are taking selfies with Their futuristic cameras made by the evil Warlock of Narnia, that ate Other warlocks. They tasted yummy in his tummy, so he ate a chair. But thenn the ground caved in and Thepandaagamer fell into a giant cavern with walls lined with crystal meth and walter white was there with a tiny rainbow narwhal that lived in a tea cup The narwhals name was nibbles, ruler of the land of NobleCraftia. This land was filled with chocolate trees and syrup rivers, when an evil sorcerer came and Was shocked by the awesomeness of noblecraftia, he then became a good sorcerer and became nibbles best friend but then, he became evil again and stole the princess Jessica! It was up to nibbles to save her. When a Giant syrup tsunami hit noble craftia And everyone in the whole universe found of this news, and died. End of story! Oh so he thought, but what David didn't know is No, end of story. But when a sudden uplift came! Super hero CookieLuv came to the rescue, giving cookies to the children of the world andd When the evil queen davettenawt saw how happy the children were she was mad and then she and a big, scary cookie tried to take over the land, but Xavier wacked her with a fish, and she died. But suddenly She came back to life and ate a chair, when a giant Chair came to eat her she ran away The chair ate the sofa lord in one gulp, which left the sofa clan to bad management and destruction. When a brave soul took a pee on the Sofa Lord. But then they got a 50 foot tall bleach bottle and dumped it on the sofa, and ate a poisonous taco by accident! but just when he though it was all over Xavier came to the rescue and slapped him with a giant whale. But then He vomited kittens when all hope was gone, a giant whale came with his crew and he did the whip, and then the nay nay. Then The boss of the tomato industry came and threw tomatoes at him! The tomatoes were an ancient brand that made the old poisonous tacos poisonous poisonous donuts, but what happened when the evil queen ate a poisonous donut? The whale used his spaceship to bring the crew and Xavier to the planet of Xwefeferdert the capitol of the great empire of canandia were they started a military coup to take down the oppressive ruler cotilla the great VIVA THE REVOLUCCION That's where the leader of the revolution said coughtoomanywordscough But then, someone named Billy Bob Joe came to the rescue with his farming materials and great toilet tips, he killed the giant. But then The other giants killed him But before they could do that, they called a truce and went home together and ate pizza. When a huge chair came and ruined everything by Being a jerk. and eating their pizza, so they... SLAPPED HIM WITH A WHALE!!!! But then They whale was like, guys, why'd u do that to me? So everyone was feeling guilty So they all went to Tacobell and ate pie, when a Gang of bikers said, can we join u in eating pie? They said "Sure, why not". They all head home, and they lived happily ever... UNTIL A GIANT SQUIRL CAME AND Realized this had all started when a wild dinosaur was swimming in the ocean eating poisonous tacos. But they realized there is way more to life. That life can be a great pleasure if you want it to be, but when they thought that things were going for the better everything fell apart. Meatballs were falling from the sky and a spaghetti tornado was ripping through the town, but NubbleyProductions came to the rescue and NubbleyProductions saved the day! Then a new queen came into play... Queen JessiieeBae. She was a way better queen, with her fair judgment and dazzling looks! She was stunning, and they all knew it. So the next day there was a ceremony to praise Queen JessiieeBae !! Everybody sang Moo moo moo, and Moo moo moo moo But some random gal, Softball. Starts singing Oink?!?! So they arrested her and executed her, rip. The crowd became outraged at this and ate chocolate. But, they didnt know that the chocolate contained a high level of sugar... And they all got diabetes! So the next day, they all went to the gym. But they died of exhaustion, climbing the stairs up to the gym. Mean while, back in Cookie La La Landia The infamous cookie monster, was eating the whole land! Why? Because it was made of cookies, of course! He got diabetes and died, when a wild Nibbly appeared!!! Nibbly had to completely build up Cookie La La Landia, he added Cannibalistick towers and made giant chocolate fountains, when queen JessiieeBae appeared, and she was not happy Because, in fact.... Nibbly was a very important person! And she didn't like that he was helping Cooki La La Landia, instead of hers! So she ate nibble... Or did she Then the shocked witness of the eating, LewLewCat quickly ran back to the kingdom to warn the others. But, they did not believe him, because JessiieeBae was such a wonderul ruler! When the ruler JessiieeBae found out of LewLewCat's doings, she ate him too!! Then she threw a cannibal themed party And they ate their vegetables like good boys and girls do Then jessibae ate the narrator, the thread was in ruins until The T-Rex turned out to be... MAG!!! and he/she saved everyone! The town praised him/her! Until.. They farted.... Monkey pants! When the whole world of Cookie La La Landia ended all feuds, and they all live in peace and happiness. The very peaceful end. <3 --- Double Post Merged, Jul 8, 2015, Original Post Date: Jul 8, 2015 --- We have some really talented writers here in Noble-Craft!
