Comments on Profile Post by CookieLuv_

My favorite color is ham

I like to be friends with stupid people sometimes, just so I can feel like a genius.

He wanted to date my sister, so I shot him............an email saying we should all meet for lunch.

"Life is short" False, it is the longest thing you do.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck I am scared of toasters.

If I ever get a kid I will name them "Sparta", just so I can shout "This is Spartaaaaa"

Love is like a candle, if you forget about me I will burn your freaking house down.

You know what would be cool? Glow in the dark candles.

You know what? That's just too random... My laser duck had a hamster that lied to a pie about it's secret identity and then shoved a bat down its chimney.