I just found out that at 7 EST is 4 MST USA so I may be a bit late. I will be there however, but fashionably late
They will be handing out personally, cookies. It was a request from me. I would be happy to share my cookies with you, but they are mine. Mine alone, you shall not lay a single finger on them. But it is mandatory for everyone to share their cookies with me. Thank you.
*eats all of your cookies* Umm what... yeah I didn't eat any of your cookies at all... totally didn't eat anything... um I'm gonna go now...
But let's be cautious, I don't want you all to get greedy. Therefor you shall hand over your cookies to me. I am the cookie police, I will monitor if anyone did keep their cookies. While in knowledge that they should have handed it to me. I will happily arrest them, and they will rot in jail, eating nothing but vegetables and drinking water.