PUNS

Discussion in 'Any Topic' started by Cute_Cottoncandy, May 17, 2016.

  1. Cute_Cottoncandy

    Cute_Cottoncandy Tumbleweed Applications Helper Executive

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    Hey everyone!

    I love puns as most of you know.

    But I know a lot of other people do too!

    So comment your guys' best puns! I want to hear them!

    Why are you still reading this?!
    Go!


    Seriously

    Start typing









    I'm done




    Have a knife day! <Insert picture of knife here>
    See you spoon! [​IMG]


     
  2. ibtofu

    ibtofu PlotsMC Legend + Infamous Member Noble VIP

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    I like apples


    see what I did there


    because apples sound like apples



    and I like apples.



    hah



    I'm funny
     
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  3. rostw

    rostw Blaming Lew since 1998 Helper Executive

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    • "Help I'm Rost"
    • "Get Rosted"
    • "Rost in Pieces"
    • "Help, it's too hot in here, I'm Rosting"
    • "Cakes need rosting too."
    • "If we demote him for his bad puns, we'll just thin out the roster"
    • I think he's officially crost the line with this post...
    • Meh. I can't think of any magical rost pun right now. I'll instead rost you later.
    • Im rost in all these puns... Hopefully I'll come acrost a sign that leads me to safety.
    • He's my minion, Jack Frost. :D
    Totally didnt copy and paste :D
     
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  4. FoodTruck_

    FoodTruck_ Forum Master Executive

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    A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. ;)
     
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  5. Tetrabyte_

    Tetrabyte_ 85% Psychopath

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    Stop the animal puns, they are unbearable, and If you carry on I'll laugh so hard it'll make me puma pants
     
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  6. Freezinater

    Freezinater I make puns. You've been warned. Senior Moderator Quality Assurance Champion

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    You have to be kitten me. Even I have better puns, and I assure you, I will have a whale of a time with this.

    I've already one this battle two come up with good puns. These aren't my only puns four you, but there's more. If these puns were edible, I would have eight these for breakfast.

    Along with that, I've heard a lot about the movie Frozen, but I think they should Let It Go, as for the First Time in Forever, the movie was A Bit of a Fixer Upper.

    I've made my Noble entry, now here's some more Incomprehendable puns. First, I wanted to go off topic and say I like Tomatoes. Some of these my sound a little punoriginal, but I promise, I won't leave you BLew_.

    Heck, a friend and I even tried to think of console puns, but wii couldn't think of one four u.

    How about some smashing puns? I tried to get in a brawl with my best melee weapon recently. I won. ;)

    Now sun, your rain is over, there's snow more time to play.

    However, I came up with these last ones at a sonic speed. I have many tails of when I cracked my knuckles. Heck, someone even stole my robot, Nick. Ehhh, he was kinda shaped like en egg, man. You could say I blazed through these ones. I deserve a silver medal.

    I'm out of time, so I must make like a tree and leaf.
    -Freezinater the Punk
     
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  7. Cute_Cottoncandy

    Cute_Cottoncandy Tumbleweed Applications Helper Executive

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    I will make some puns in a second because there are mice in my basement and it's a small problem.
     
  8. Freezinater

    Freezinater I make puns. You've been warned. Senior Moderator Quality Assurance Champion

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    Are they wired or usb? (Kappa)
     
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  9. xfscraft

    xfscraft Forum Master

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    Freeze your jokes are pretty punny! *drops mic*
     
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  10. Tetrabyte_

    Tetrabyte_ 85% Psychopath

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    Why did downvote replies have to be removed?
     
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  11. FoodTruck_

    FoodTruck_ Forum Master Executive

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    Awkward saying this but good job Freeze. c:
     
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  12. SamIsDes

    SamIsDes Well-Known Champion

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    You should see my face while reading all this... You guys have a serious addiction to puns, to much of an addiction.

    There not even punny...




    Such cringe.. I apologize.
     
  13. Dadsbuddy13

    Dadsbuddy13 Loling Master

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    Guys stop! I cannoli take so much! :p
     
  14. Lew_

    Lew_ Development Lead

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    -_____-
     
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  15. FoodTruck_

    FoodTruck_ Forum Master Executive

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    AW
    Aww
     

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