Me: hello? Scammer: Yes. This is Windows Tech support and we detected malware in your Windows machine Me: Oh my god! what type??? Scammer: uhh, malware. Me: what type of malware? Scammer: Malware. Me: I am saying, what type of malware? Scammer: SPYWARE. Me: What are you going to do??? Scammer: I need you to go to [bleep] and then I can see your pc and control it to remove malware. (I am starting up Windows 95 in virtualbox) Me: Ok. Scammer: I need you to press the windows flag and the R button Me: Hang on, the computer is loading (10 minutes later) Scammer: is it done yet? Me: Yes, its making a werid sound... Scammer: Yeah.... Thats malware.... Me: Can I let you hear the sound? Scammer: No thanks. Me: I wont let you on the PC. Scammer: OK fine let me hear Me: It is a little quiet so can you put your headphones up to 100%? (I hear it say: "Headphones up to %100") Since I made him turn up his headphones, I get a loud airhorn. And I put it threw the mic. Scammer: OH MY GOD Scammer: OH MY GOD Scammer: OH MY GOD Scammer: OH MY GOD Scammer: THAT IS MALWARE OH MY GOD Scammer: WHAT IS YOUR COMPUTER??? IS IT WINDOWS 9 (theres no windows 9) Me: How do I check? Scammer: GO ON YOUR DESKTOP WITH NOTHING OPEN AND PRESS ALT+F4 (if you do that it will show you your PC os) Me: uhh.... Me: Windows 95. Scammer: OK download [BLEEP] and then let me control your pc. Me: Ok, scammie. Scammer: Dont call me a scammer! Me: Ok, scammie. Scammer: STOP IT IM NOT A SCAMMER Me: Ok, scammie. Scammer: MY FATHER IS IN THE FBI. Me: Ok, scammie. Scammer: I am going to find your location! Me: Ok, scammie. Scammer: YOU LIVE IN LAS VEGAS, NEVADA USA (I am also putting up a America accent, I dont live in USA and I am British.) Me: Ok Scammer: I AM SENDING 100 FBI'S TO YOUR PLACE. Me: Usted sabe, yo sé que tu un estafador . " Ron de Windows" (I know your a scammer, Ron from Windows.) Scammer: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? Me: I know your a scammer, Ron from Windows. Scammer: WE ARE THE FBI Me: Ok. Even when you said your from "Windows Inc"? Scammer: I NEVER WORKED AT WINDOWS INC Me: Bye! Scammer: YOU RACIS- *click*
