The chair ate the sofa lord in one gulp, which left the sofa clan to bad management and destruction. When a brave soul..
(Not like anyone follows that rule xD) But then they got a 50 foot tall bleach bottle and dumped it on the sofa, but then...
when all hope was gone, a giant whale came with his crew and he did the whip, and then the nay nay. Then..
The whale used his spaceship to bring the crew and Xavier to the planet of Xwefeferdert the capitol of the great empire of canandia were they started a military coup to take down the oppressive ruler cotilla the great VIVA THE REVOLUCCION
But then, someone named Billy Bob Joe came to the rescue with his farming materials and great toilet tips, he killed the giant. But then...