Better safe then sorry

So... I hope that I will never be perm muted or banned but if I am, I'm posting this as my pre defense. It doesn't follow protocol but we'll... It's not in ban/mute dispute and I'm not actually muted or banned so here It goes

Noble craft is my favorite server and what I did I can assure you was an accident and or an immature thing to do, all people who read this it would be appreciated if you told me how I did

 

Uhhh, might want to add more thought to it... Or tell us what you did so we could I don't know, help you a bit? xD

 

You'll be fine as long as you follow our rules.

 

But what if I like microwaves?

 

Just don't put tinfoil in it. I know that because I did it. Good light show, but the microwave was a goner.

 

Well now I'm confused...

 

I think cookies goal was to make me confused

 

Cookie I know ur watching this was ur intention to confuse me?

 

Yeah

 

Master, you are very easily confusing to these mortals, but why am I completely understanding of everything you say?

 

Mr dianite, u don't understand but ur self consious twits and turns wat cookie says to something different that ull. comprehend

 

I'm 18, and even I didn't get what you just said.

 

I'm much younger then that but I only understood it when I wrote... It's babble to me now xD