Hey everyone! I love puns as most of you know. But I know a lot of other people do too! So comment your guys' best puns! I want to hear them! Why are you still reading this?! Go! Seriously Start typing I'm done Have a knife day! <Insert picture of knife here> See you spoon!
"Help I'm Rost" "Get Rosted" "Rost in Pieces" "Help, it's too hot in here, I'm Rosting" "Cakes need rosting too." "If we demote him for his bad puns, we'll just thin out the roster" I think he's officially crost the line with this post... Meh. I can't think of any magical rost pun right now. I'll instead rost you later. Im rost in all these puns... Hopefully I'll come acrost a sign that leads me to safety. He's my minion, Jack Frost. Totally didnt copy and paste
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Stop the animal puns, they are unbearable, and If you carry on I'll laugh so hard it'll make me puma pants
You have to be kitten me. Even I have better puns, and I assure you, I will have a whale of a time with this. I've already one this battle two come up with good puns. These aren't my only puns four you, but there's more. If these puns were edible, I would have eight these for breakfast. Along with that, I've heard a lot about the movie Frozen, but I think they should Let It Go, as for the First Time in Forever, the movie was A Bit of a Fixer Upper. I've made my Noble entry, now here's some more Incomprehendable puns. First, I wanted to go off topic and say I like Tomatoes. Some of these my sound a little punoriginal, but I promise, I won't leave you BLew_. Heck, a friend and I even tried to think of console puns, but wii couldn't think of one four u. How about some smashing puns? I tried to get in a brawl with my best melee weapon recently. I won. Now sun, your rain is over, there's snow more time to play. However, I came up with these last ones at a sonic speed. I have many tails of when I cracked my knuckles. Heck, someone even stole my robot, Nick. Ehhh, he was kinda shaped like en egg, man. You could say I blazed through these ones. I deserve a silver medal. I'm out of time, so I must make like a tree and leaf. -Freezinater the Punk
You should see my face while reading all this... You guys have a serious addiction to puns, to much of an addiction. There not even punny... Such cringe.. I apologize.