Derp Story Time!

And the story ended, the end.

 

Starting, the second book of 'The End' series!

 

Fine,no sense resisting. So here's the story.
A derp was walking through a forest. He suddenly farted. The chocolate bar melted in his warm mouth. Tom threw up and a chocolate man was born. The man's name was Nibbles. Then the great chicken appeared. The end.

 

The end was a very cool kid, but he died. The end.

 

.... Whatever, haha

 

"AND HIS NAME WAS JOHN CENA!"

 

"and he died, the end. There, this time I used quotation marks you happy?"

 

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

 

*JOHN CENA*

 

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"And then he read this... And screamed..."

 

"this post is a train wreck! Then the thread ended"

 

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That was the evil blort wanted you to think, but in reality the thread was fine.

 

When you realize you said "parentheses" instead of "quotation marks". That is the very reason I shouldn't post at 3 am.