Derp Story Time!

STORYTIME!! HERE ARE THE RULES:
1. No posts longer than 10 words, and these words must be in parenthesis " <--
I.E. "I was playing minecraft on NobleCraft with all my friends on KitPvP."
2. No inappropriate lines
I.E. "I said "F*** you to my friend." (dunz ban me I fen)
3. You can make the story sound dumb, but nothing too crazy
I.E. I was walking on a rainbow and I fell off into a shark's butt."
4. Don't aim extremely rude comments at players, just "nudge" them a bit.
I.E. "I said Josh can go die because he has no friends."
5. Don't go twice within 15 minutes, and you need to wait for 2 other posts before you can go again.
I.E. 10:00 AM "I walked off a cliff." --> 10:05 AM "I then fixed my leg and walked away."
THE EXAMPLES ARE WHAT NOT TO DO!! SO DONT DO THEM!!

Alright, here goes.
"A derp was walking through the forest."

 

"And he suddenly farted."

 

"The chocolate bar melted in his warm mouth."

 

Where did chocolate come into this story? xD
"Tom threw up and a chocolate man was born"

 

"That man's name was Nibbles."

 

The end.

 

Objected. Continue story.

 

The end.

 

Then the great chicken appeared.

 

And died, the end.

 

Objected.

 

The end.

 

Ooooooobjected

 

The end.

 

Of the beginning